Random Outtakes, Part I
Marty Martindale’s second book of quirky tales:
Please don’t feed the doctors … thoughtful people, no one oozing doctrine … Capri cake, dark chocolate with almond flour … most everyone calls it “the deli.” … during his Cheddar work, Elsie turned and left the charcuterie … he hoped to relieve himself of Hilda … just a whole lot of blood, like she exploded! … pass the Ghouly-Ghouly sauce …
Available from Amazon.com now.